One Tough vonCookie

Assiduously Avoidant Since 2005

The Trap: R.I.P.

voncookie | November 30, 2007

My mother and I were over in Newark, Delaware last week looking for yarn, of course, for some fabulous legwarmers for me in my frigid apartment. We had finished at “Stitches with Style” and it was just about noon. My Mom suggested we go to The Trap for lunch, and I enthusiastically agreed, as The [...]

Fresh Eyes

voncookie | November 29, 2007

One little baby miracle that accompanies the return from a long trip abroad is the phenomenon I know as “Fresh Eyes”. This is the moment when you re-enter your usual abode, look around, and find either immense pleasure or immense dissatisfaction in what you see, your space as you left it. Fresh Eyes are hard [...]

State of the Noggin: Back to Reality Edition

voncookie | November 27, 2007

Where I’m at right now: Still jet-lagged, waking before 6 a.m. most of the time, generally tired most of the day. Wondering why it is that the very day after Thanksgiving, all major businesses universally decided to start playing crappy secular Christmas music. If I hear “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” one [...]

Thanksgiving Day Photos

voncookie | November 27, 2007

Head on over to FLICKR for pix from Turkey Day in Virginia with the whole fam damily.

This Post Brought to You by… States-Side Jet Lag

voncookie | November 24, 2007

Hola, everyone! I’ve made it back to the States in one piece physically… mentally is a different story, and my body still seems to want to live on Spanish Time, unfortunately. That’s why I’m posing this at 5:15 a.m. EST. Since I’ve been back I’ve been excessively tired, and having bizarre left-over anxiety about travel, [...]

Just About to Leave…

voncookie | November 21, 2007

Need to shower, need to get dressed, need to finally decide which craft project to take on the plane… Need to chill out—fearful that there’s going to be a snafu with my reservation… Gotta think positive. …And gotta give thanks… Thanks, everybody who made this possible, from the bottom of my heart.

Stuck in a Madrid Hotel with Nothing to Do?… Why Not Write a Conference Panel Proposal?

voncookie | November 20, 2007

Well, I am officially so bored out of my gourd that writing a 150-word conference proposal actually sounds like fun. I just got the announcement for the conference and it meets all my criteria for being attractive: It’s close by. It’s close by and it’s by the ocean. It’s close by. Beggars can’t be choosers, [...]

One Day More

voncookie | November 20, 2007

Yep, it’s official. No flights MAD-PHL on November 20th. In fact, My Airline of Choice’s offices weren’t even open at the airport. It’s like they decided not to exist today. The fact that they didn’t send me an email notifying me of the change really, really irks me, but whatever, I get one more day [...]

Surprise!

voncookie | November 20, 2007

I don’t think I’m coming home today. My flight was changed without any notification, and so, well, I guess I’m leaving tomorrow. Wow. Color me surprised. Looks like I may get my extra day in Madrid after all. Huh. Maybe I’ll even go to the Thyssen. What a shock! Still, I’m going straight to the [...]

Light! More Light!

voncookie | November 19, 2007

OK, so the situation with the electricity in the apartment is that *quite possibly* the electric company came and shut off power because the landlady/agency didn’t pay up. Great. I just shot off an angry email to the agency saying that at the very least, if somebody doesn’t come by within the next two hours, [...]

Corte de Luz

voncookie | November 19, 2007

This may be my last post from Spain, seeing as for some reason the power has gone out in my apartment, and I’m running on battery. Sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock this morning, se produjo un corte de luz. No lights, no TV, no motorcars, not a single luxury… So far I’ve called the [...]

Packing: the Board Game

voncookie | November 18, 2007

I swear Milton-Bradley could make a fortune with a Jenga-type game in which you’re given oddly shaped pieces that you have to fit into a suitcase-shaped container. You start out with a certain number of pieces, and then go about playing the boardgame where you acquire more pieces (like if you land on the space [...]

Weighing In: ¿Por qué no te callas?

voncookie | November 17, 2007

First off, here’s the story: At a summit in Chile, Hugo Chávez of Venezuela and Rodríguez Zapatero, the Spanish president, got in a spat when Chávez called former Spanish President Aznar a fascist. As Zapatero was defending Aznar, Chávez, according to the newspapers, continued to interrupt him, prompting King Juan Carlos II of Spain to [...]

Stupid Washing Machine, II (oh, and new stuff, too)

voncookie | November 16, 2007

I had two successful loads of laundry… I thought I was in the clear… and now *this* bullshit, where the washing machine has been going at it for 2 hours and still hasn’t hit the spin cycle. Man, what the hell do you have to do to get these damn things to fucking work!!!!! Also, [...]

A Smoking Jacket, Literally

voncookie | November 16, 2007

Here’s the thing: my winter coat positively stinks. It seems to have trapped not just the cigarettes that I’ve smoked in it, but every cigar, hookah pipe and Ducado smoked in my general vicinity. Gross. Today, housebound as I am—woke up with a sore throat that would have killed a small rodent—I decided that, since [...]